/Today time to give voice For A six year old
/Hello to all my friends around the world"
/ I am now six years old and my parents took me to China just like in the previous two summers. I get to go on A plane!
/ except this time i can even use the toilet there. It is exciting, Although i am scared of the flushing noise. So loud! Oh and if I say "pispis", i am taken to A toilet! Anywhere!
/ the most exciting thing in China is still when i get to go to an indoor playground. I would like to play all day Long but mum takes me away after four hours and says i must be hungry. Who cares about hunger when there is play!?!
/ In the indoor playground, i know how to ask mum For "Chase". Just say "Yippa" or "Tule" or "Äiti" or "Chase". My parents get really active when i say words to them. That's a good way
/ I love being here in China. I get to play outside until It gets dark and run with my Chinese friends. Also i get to go look at fish in the restaurant Where we go almost every night. "Fish!" I say. "kala"... mum is A bit simple, she wants me to translate to her often.
/ My daddy bought me A new Lightning McQueen backpack! I carry my entourage with me in It! Cars, apples and fish. Also my English Granny bought me lightning McQueen T-shirts and i refuse to wear Anything else. Even if mum tries, i Take the wrong t-shirts off.
/ In China, all the Women still worship me like A god. They say i am beautiful all the time and want to TaKe selfies with me. One even gave me her car keys. What A nutter! But pretty great life, huh? I guess you'd like It too..?